Shallow Cuts

When: Saturday, September 12, 2026 9:30 PM Doors 9:30 PM
Where: Rubies on Five Points, Durham
: Age limit: 21+

This concert is in the past.

Artists

Fifi Hi-Fi

Mike D

About the concert

hip-hop/rap

Fifi Hi-Fi and Mike D played at Rubies on Five Points in Durham on Saturday, September 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM. Fifi Hi-Fi and Mike D last played Rubies on Five Points a few weeks ago.

tfw you find yourself once again at the chaotic intersection of My Little Pony and Mordor , where Flowers in the Attic vibes meet the depths of early 90s Saturday morning cartoons. Here you find Shallow Cuts (est. 2027) shattering everything you thought a themed dance party could be. The Dress Code: Your absolute shallow poniest attire. Think heavy glitters and bright neons, clashing directly with your finest Sauron-approved, gothic slutty granny aesthetic. The Mission: We do it all for Fifi as she celebrates her monumental Eleventith! Wizards' attendance is encouraged. Expect non-stop pop music, peak Gargamel/Azrael Virgo season energy, free donuts, and you (dancing without your phone on the dancefloor) Doors 10:00 PM Curfew when we summit Mt Doom or confront Smaug (either/or) DJs Fifi Hi-Fi & Mike D, Triangle's Worst DJs award winners $5 bucks

Age limit: 21+