Rollup: KEBRA (BR/CDMX), Dj Rankng (CDMX), La Maquina, zorenLo

ROLLUP!

tired of getting framemogged at the club?

~It’s time to LOCK IN~

KEBRA (Desculonización, CDMX)
DJ RANKNG (Hypersonics, CDMX)
LA MAQUINA (Putiverso, NYC)
zorenLo (Rollup)

Your current nightlife routine is KILLING your gains! Unlock your potential and ASCEND with Rollup’s PATENTED PROTOCOL for PEAK Latin Club Performance. This is the SECRET method promoters DON’T want you to know about.

To achieve OPTIMAL results, we’ve assembled a team of certified specialists. Our lead instructor is Kebra, a Brazilian dance-cardio specialist administering a high-intensity regimen of funk and bass-heavy rhythmic conditioning. Meanwhile, Mexican AURA FARMING maestro DJ Rankng makes his NYC DEBUT, flexing a heavy diet of bulked-up SoundCloud bangers. Local progressive-overload queen La Maquina provides the mechanical tension, adding more reggaetón resistance with every rep. And finally, your guru zorenLo, living proof of the RollupMaxxing System, takes the closing set all the way to muscular failure before leaving you with one final lesson:

“I DISCOVERED WHY 99% OF BUSHWICK WILL NEVER ASCEND.

NOW I MOG THE ENTIRE DANCEFLOOR.

YOU TOO CAN BUILD A BODY PEOPLE RESPECT.”

While BOSSAMAXXING enjoy our limited-edition White Label Yerba Mate ABSOLUTELY PACKED WITH PROTEIN, and dress ready to sweat because this will be a workout to remember!

OPTIMIZE. ASCEND. ROLLUP!

hosted by Grunge Mum

SET TIMES TBA
$10 before 12 | $15 after